Monday, 18 July 2011

A weekend of One-And-Only laughs.

I apologise for dominating my posts with transcript talk but you see, One-And-Only-Daniela was here for the whole weekend this weekend and I just have to share some of our conversations with you. 

So without further ado, I give you more of One-And-Only-Daniela. 

One-And-Only-Daniela is shortened to OAOD. 

Saturday Morning. 
Whilst watching Cold Case. 

OAOD: So the reason why they can solve these old cases now is because the technology's a lot better right?
Me: Yeah, I guess so. 
OAOD: So if Jack the Ripper had tried to murder people now, we'd probably have caught him. 
Me: Probably. 
OAOD: Oh (stops and thinks for a moment). Is he dead now though?
Me: I should hope so given that he was killing people centuries ago. 
OAOD:  Really? Wait, what century are we in now? 
Me: The 21st. 
OAOD: I thought it was the 20th? ... No you're right it's the 21st. (Pauses and thinks a little longer) oh yeah, I guess he would be dead by now. 

Saturday night. 

Sitting in the cinema about to watch Harry Potter. 

OAOD: (Takes a huge gulp of our joint diet coke) I'm so thirsty. These jalepeno's are so hot. 
Me: You should have brought that chavvy water bottle of rum you had earlier, it might have made this whole film a lot more interesting. 
OAOD: (laughs) Yeah, that would have been a good idea. 
Me: Mind you, that man who checked your bags at the entrance would probably have not let you bring it in. 
OAOD: Nonsense, I would have told him it was herbal tea. 
Me: It wouldn't matter, you're not allowed to bring any of your own food or drink in here, he would have asked for it anyway. 
OAOD: That's rubbish. I'd have just refused and said he can't take it because if he did then he'd be going against my religion. 
Me: What religion insists you need to be drinking home made herbal tea whilst watching Harry Potter?
OAOD: I'll make one up. You only need a certain amount of people to follow it before it's classed as a real religion. 
Me: Well if you're going to do that you might as well not lie about it being herbal tea and say that drinking rum is your religion. 
OAOD: I could do that!
Me: You'd have to come up with rules and a name and then get followers. Sounds like a lot of work...
OAOD: I've just thought of the best name. 
Me: What?
OAOD: I'm going to call it 'Rumligion.'
Me: (Laughs) What are the principles of 'Rumligion?'
OAOD: (Stops and thinks for a moment) To drink rum?
Me: Solid. I like it. 

There were more but I didn't document them at the time so I can't remember! All in all though she is awesome and Claire-and-Rachael-The-Bullies agreed whole heartedly when they met her on Friday night. 

Tomorrow I'll try and come up with something awesome off my own back rather than stealing material from my friend's awesomeness. 

Peace out my lovelies. 


  1. Rumligion. I think I've been a believer without realising it!

  2. I think many of us have. It will be a guaranteed success mefeels.

  3. I want to join your religion. Can I drink vodka though? I'm not sure if you have made up the rules yet. Can you make one of the rules that I can drink vodka?

  4. I'm sure it can be arranged. I shall check with the One-And-Only guru... if only there was a way to incorporate vodka into the title... vodrumligion perhaps?

  5. Maybe they could be different sects of the religion 'alcoholigion'?