Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Watch out, I have a vicious side and she's chomping at the bit!

I like to see myself as a fairly liberal girl. I don't really take myself too seriously, or anything else for that matter. I spent far too much of my past being like that and I much prefer the attitude I hold now. 

Having said that, if I do find something that annoys me then I tend to go to town on it. 

I opened the paper this morning and read an article that has been getting me more and more irate as the day has gone. I thought I'd share this with you. Ladies and gents, I give you:

Lisa's nonce of the year.

This is what I read this morning. For those who can't access it (or simply can't be bothered to) let me summarise. 

Her name is Holly. She's 19 years old and 5 months pregnant. She's also a complete and utter twat. 

She's basically sold her story to the papers, stating that although she's pregnant, she feels she's too young to be. So instead of making some form of sensible choice like abortion or keeping it safe for 9 months and then adopting the child, she has decided to keep it but just pretend it's not there. 

She has gone on record (with that smug smile of hers) and said the following 'makes-me-want-to-smack-her-round-the-head' comments:

- She plans on binge drinking 5 days a week whilst clubbing until the bump starts to show and then she will continue drinking at home. 

- When asked why she would do that, she said that she worries she'll be seen as boring if she stops. 

- When asked about the risk this is having on her baby, her direct quote was "I'm not an idiot, I know I might be doing my baby harm."

- The only time she seems to acknowledge she's pregnant is when she thinks she can get sympathy for it, blaming her hang overs as morning sickness and using her pregnancy as an excuse when she wants to eat double the amount she usually does. 

This is a girl who will sacrifice her own child's health for the rest of it's life so that she can appear popular for 9 months. 

Say it with me people... WHAT AN ARSE!!

I have friends who have been trying to be parents for ages. I have friends who can't have children at all. And here this girl comes rocking up showing off her 'oh-too-fertile' womb and announces to everyone how she plans on potentially destroying the life she is creating so that she can have a few drunken nights out. 

I think the thing that gets me is how much it doesn't make sense. If she wanted to party and stay young and carefree, why didn't she have an abortion? I find it hard to believe that it's because she believes in the sanctity of the life of the child she's holding because... Well, you know. 

If she did believe in that but still wanted the fun of teenage life, why not wait 9 months, give the kid to someone who will actually love it and then go back to getting smashed. I mean, how insecure does one person have to be to think everyone will abandon her within 9 months?

I would conclude that she just must be a masochist who takes joy in the odd torture but I don't think it's that deep rooted. I just don't think she cares. She could not give a rat's arse about anyone beyond her own selfish needs. 

And that, ladies and gents, is why she is 

Lisa's nonce of the year.  

Rant over.


  1. Can't someone report her to "the authorities"? Here in the US we arrest and prosecute and sue people for all sorts of crazier things than in utero child abuse.

  2. I was saying to friends yesterday, if Social Services don't at least take this kid away when it's born then I'm giving up on this country and leaving for good!!

  3. I'll go one further. After she's delivered the luckless infant she should be chemically castrated so she can't put another helpless innocent through the same reckless trauma.

  4. I'm surprised there aren't laws about this. Hopefully her friends have already ditched her for being such a twat.
    Scary scary scary